Monday 24 May 2010

Prince Of Persia : The Sands Of Time


Most closely resembles a loud, rude stream of offal.
Are there really people watching and expressing surprise as two-thirds of the way in Ben Kingsley is revealed to be the bad guy when IT'S ON THE FUCKING POSTER.

2 comments:

  1. Ah, but was it authentic? Did it have those bits where you have to stand on the special floor tile to make the door open?

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  2. Could have been fun if it had it's tongue in it's cheek. Instead it shit into your brain through your eyes.

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