Remember when you thought that Die Hard 2 was the worst Die Hard movie? Well that's all in the past because now it's this apalling fuck up, a film that most closely resembles a turd with a little flag saying "Yippee-ki-yay" stuck clumsily in the top.
During the climactic 'action' sequence Bruce Willis finds himself in a truck dangling limply out the back of a helicopter, as the helicopter span I realised it reminded me of the deer with a stillborn fawn hanging from its rear end in Antichrist. That was the best bit.
Striking Distance, Colour of Night, Bonfire of the Vanities, The Whole Ten Yards... I would like to apologise to you. You aren't the worst films Bruce Willis has been in. Say thank you to Die Loud.
ReplyDeleteWorse than cop out? Or that one where he was a rabbit?
ReplyDeleteWay worse.
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